CHRIS VEE AND HIS WIFE LIVE IN DALLAS -- you'll find them on SDC.com, member name SWINGERSCOMIC. Chris declares he and his wife are very much in love, and believe swinging has expanded their relationship. As he puts it, "if you can swing together nothing can tear you apart... unless you're married to Michael Jackson or Lorena Bobbitt." Although Chris hasn't quit his day job, he works regularly in comedy clubs around the Southwest. He was a finalist at the 
In my house, shaving started simply enough.
"Baby, shave your balls," my wife ordered one night while coming up for air and picking pubic hair off her tongue.
"That’s gay," I replied.
She laughed and grabbed a pube and yanked it. It felt more like a handful.
"Owww! Hey! What the fuck are you doing?" I shouted.
"I’m removing hairs the manly way," she said. "You don’t want to be a pussy, do you?"
Soon after, the shower water was steaming and I was standing there 
with white foam dripping from my balls.
My wife looked up.
"Will you be still? I don’t want to cut you. How does that look?"
I took a good look.
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It takes a strong man to say, “Come help me shave my balls, baby.”
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"It looks like a bald man standing on his head."
She laughed and said, "Bend over so I can shave your asshole."
I looked at her and said, "Uh... no, let’s not.”
"Why not?"
"Because that’s even gayer, and if you pull out even one of my asshole hairs I’m going to pee on you."
"Please? It would be sooo much sexier for me if you where all clean shaved," she pleaded....
Fast forward just a few months: Wow. Being clean shaved IS more erotic. Women seem to enjoy giving me oral sex more, and it lasts so much longer. I can’t believ
e how much bigger it made my cock look. It went from a whole two inches to two and a half inches. But seriously, have I told you how good it felt the first time my wife swirled her tongue around on my clean-shaved balls? She even tongued my asshole and it felt good. A little gay at first, but don’t worry it’s not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). It’s only gay if a guy licks your ass. And you enjoy it. A girl licking your ass is purely heterosexual.... Almost.
Guys, this is the 21st Century. Shaving your balls is the in thing now. It’s a much cleaner look; and since word gets around in the Lifestyle, the cleaner and fresher you are the more you will get to play.
It's just like my wife taught me: It takes a strong man to say, “Come help me shave my balls, baby.”
Find Chris on the Web at swingerscomedian.com.
